Breaking News: The New Mac Pro Isn't A Good Cheese Grater

nightqueen

Dec 18, 2019 7:19 PM EST

Apple has a habit of making products that look like everyday household items, but do not act like them. In the latest installment, Apple has released a new Mac Pro that nods to it's past designs, except for one very noticeable feature: it has a cheese grater on the front. So, like any sane person would, the peeps over at iFixit tried to grate cheese on the Mac Pro. The result? It isn't so great at grating. Surprisingly. Want to read more about technology? Have a look at this article about some new airplane seats that could revolutionize flying.

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Before undertaking the experiment, the iFixit women demonstrated how a normal cheese grater works for a point of reference. The cheese grater does it's job well. OK. Time to move on.
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Now for the exciting part.... or not so exciting. Although it closely resembles a large cheese grater, the 2019 Mac Pro actually isn't a good cheese grater. The cheese gets stuck in its grille and there's no hint of those nice strands of shredded cheese we are accustomed to. Disappointing.
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Just to be sure, the second woman give the cheese grating a go - but she has no luck. The cheese continues to accumulate inside the holes of the Mac Pro which prove themselves to be purely aesthetic and definitely not suited for grating cheese.
So if you're looking to buy a cheese grater, consider buying this one for $10 instead of spending $6000 on a Mac Pro. Unless you can think of another use for it. Maybe a paperweight? Check out the whole video below.